Travel Tales
Tokyo train stations, London business lounges, typhoons, missed flights in Okinawa, and one very bad idea in Alaska.
Gate B32 · London · Tokyo · Sydney · Dubai · Dublin · New Zealand · Canada · Anchorage · Manchester · Honolulu · Toronto · Quebec · New York
I packed a fishing hat and a bad attitude. The hat came back covered in pins.
I hauled the original IBM portable computer — a beast that looked and felt like a heavy sewing machine — through airports on four continents, wearing a fishing hat covered in international pins. Boardrooms, customs lines, and a wild hog I once faced in my underwear with nothing but a BB gun. These are the stories.

Redneck Around the World is a memoir-meets-manifesto: one man's unapologetic journey from the Idaho backwoods to global arenas. It blends laugh-out-loud travel tales with hard-earned lessons in resilience, reinvention, and reclaiming identity. It's a tribute to the power of intentional living, the beauty of being underestimated, and the joy of carrying your past into your future with pride.
Tokyo train stations, London business lounges, typhoons, missed flights in Okinawa, and one very bad idea in Alaska.
Everything my folks beat into me with love, a paddle, and a bucket of cold water at six in the morning.
Grandma and Grandpa's uncensored greatest hits, plus a map of who says what and where.