The Store
Fixin' to open the tailgate
Nothing's for sale yet — here's what's coming.
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Signed Copy
Paperback, signed and personalized however you want it — within reason.
$24Soon
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"Redneck Around the World" Tee
Heavy cotton. Front graphic, city list on the back.
$28Soon
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Porch Mug
Fifteen ounces, because twelve is an insult before sunrise.
$18Soon
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Travel Sticker Pack
Six stickers for your cooler, laptop lid, or tailgate.
$9Soon
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Pin Set
Enamel pins in the spirit of the old fishing hat.
$14Soon
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Grandma's Sayings Dish Towel
The clean ones. Mostly.
$16Soon
Prices are placeholders while we get the shelves stocked.