The Store

Fixin' to open the tailgate

Nothing's for sale yet — here's what's coming.

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Signed Copy

Paperback, signed and personalized however you want it — within reason.

$24Soon
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"Redneck Around the World" Tee

Heavy cotton. Front graphic, city list on the back.

$28Soon
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Porch Mug

Fifteen ounces, because twelve is an insult before sunrise.

$18Soon
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Travel Sticker Pack

Six stickers for your cooler, laptop lid, or tailgate.

$9Soon
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Pin Set

Enamel pins in the spirit of the old fishing hat.

$14Soon
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Grandma's Sayings Dish Towel

The clean ones. Mostly.

$16Soon

Prices are placeholders while we get the shelves stocked.

Holler at me when it opens

First run of signed copies is limited. The list gets it before anybody else.