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Redneck Wisdom:
10 Lessons I Learned
the Hard Way

Mostly by doing the dumb thing first.

Ten lessons that cost me a lot more than they'll cost you. Some I learned from my dad, some from a bucket of cold water at six in the morning, and at least one from a wild hog in my own backyard. Put your email in and I'll send it straight over.

  • Why being underestimated pays
  • The airport rule that never fails
  • What my mother's water bucket taught me
  • How to eat anything, anywhere, politely
  • When to shut up and when to holler
  • The one thing worth packing every time

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