Humor · August 5, 2026
Locked IN the OUT HOUSE
We spent the first night of our honeymoon camping with my family. It went about how you'd expect.
On the weekend of our honeymoon, my family convinced my wife and me to camp with them the first night. We slept in the back of our station wagon. It was generally a bad idea for honeymooners. We were not happy campers.
The highlight of the night came after dinner, sitting around the campfire. My wife heard my sister yelling softly: HELP! HELP! HELP!
She was looking for someone to come rescue her out of the outhouse, where she had been accidentally locked in for more than an hour.
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